Free to a Good Home!
(The Death Sentence)

This is how some people see your giveaway pet:

Free bait to train fighting dogs & greyhounds. 
Free fish bait.
Free snake food.
Free money from the research lab.
Free sacrifice for satanic rituals.
Free animal for malicious pranks.
Free animal to set on fire.
Free animal to insert a firecracker into.
Free to a good home to breed indiscriminately. 

Now you know why we always charge adoption fees for our pets, and why we always screen so carefully for good homes. Unfortunately “Free” is too often seen as “worthless” in the eye of the beholder. 

Please, don’t offer your pets FREE to a good home; unless you just don’t care what happens to them.